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Favorite Church Signs
1. Wal-mart isn't the only saving place. Come inside for details.
2. The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
3. "Pray" is a four letter-word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).
4. Give God what's right--, not what's left!
5. When you get tired talking to your friend about God--, talk to God about your friend.
The next 6 -30 was submitted by Matt & Libby Litts
6. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
7. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
8. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
9. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
10. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
11. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
12. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
13. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
14. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
15. The church is prayer-conditioned.
16. When God ordains, He sustains.
17. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
18. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
19. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
20. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
21. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
22. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
23. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
24. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
25. He who angers you controls you.
26. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
27. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
28. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
29. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called...
30. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
#31 was submitted by T. J. Medlock
31.The Pick 3 for today is: The Father, The Son, And The Holy Ghost
32. Get on fire for the lord, and you will be to hot for the devil to handle.
33. Life has many choices, Enternity has only two.
34. The best vitamin for a christian, is B ONE.
the next signs were submitted by Mike & Julie Fleming
"Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember,
Moses started out as a basket case"
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until
you try to sit in their pews.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but
mosquitoes come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives
there.
People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the
middle of the road, and the back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your
front door forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you
couldn't belong.
If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray
for the one it has.
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is
dead. So why should you?
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
I don't know why some people change churches; what
difference does it make which one you stay home from?
A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the
Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the
spirit" over "religious nuts!"
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you!
If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for
duty!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind
us.
The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of
God will not protect you.
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to
discourage him.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross +
3 nails = 4 given
The next signs were from our church bulletin on Oct. 24, 2004
Under same management for over 2000 years
It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
Satan subtractsand divides. God adds and multiplies.
Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.
Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
If you have seen a favorite sign or know one, and you would like to add it to this list, PLEASE e-mail me at the address below.
